Would it be worse to be chased by a grizzly bear or a lion?

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Isn’t that a book?

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Why do people clap when they laugh?

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What’s the opposite of a boxer?

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If you had a lightsaber, could you cut a pizza?

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Who’s the funniest person named Bobby that you know?

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What would you name your gun if you were a cop?

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How long do you think I could go saying “Yum yum yum” before every bite of food?

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Would it be more disturbing to find your sister’s or your mom’s thong on your bed?

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If there was a prosthetic leg at a garage sale for two dollars, would you buy it?

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If you deprived someone of protein would they go crazy?

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What makes your stomach growl?

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If you have a tighter ass does that mean your farts are louder?

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Do ducks mate for life?

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Why do panda bears do somersaults?

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